Dear Michael Bay,

I know that you want your take on The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be well received and well liked and to be something people will go and see in theaters. I saw the first one, and while not exactly pleased with how alien the turtles looked, and not really impressed by the story, the movie was ok. I didn’t rent it or watch it in a theater, it was on HBO and I had a few hours before bed, so I sat through it. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t horrible. Except for one tiny thing. One detail, that if removed, would make the movies so much better.

STOP PUTTING MEGAN FOX IN MOVIES.

We all know you either had sex with her (ew) or she has some dirt on you that you have to keep putting her in movies, but please….we won’t hate whatever you did as much as we hate seeing Megan Fox show up in any way, shape or form. She stinks as an actress, she really isn’t that pretty ( it’s all make-up and Styrofoam ) and you could cast someone from a high school drama club with more talent than her.

So, if you’re going to keep moving forward with the TMNT franchise, please consider leaving Megan Fox in the sewer with the rest of the turds.